A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
AWWWWW
This is just too cute it hurts
girl has more game the i will ever have
Joseph Morgan and Daniel Gillies | CW Upfronts 2013 (x)
omg his face! so much emotion in that face! so adorable. gah!
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
^^^^^ totally
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